Alyssa's ramblings...

My latest work:

How are you this lovely afternoon?
I’m fine, I guess. How’re you going?
I’m feeling just dandy, thank you very much!
Why?
Sorry?
Why are you “dandy”?
I’m sorry, I don’t follow you.
It’s not that hard! Why are you feeling good?
Ah, good question. Well, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining; it’s an overall lovely day! Why are you merely feeling fine?
Because the birds are screeching, the sun is burning... get my drift?
My, my, my, aren’t we pessimistic today?
I’m not pessimistic, I’m realistic. In today’s world, this attitude is normal. You, on the other hand, are weird.
Maybe so; but I’ll tell you one thing. I’d much rather be weird and happy than normal and depressed!
Oh really?
Of course! And I’ll tell you another thing...
What?
‘Always look on the bright side of life! La la laaaa!’
You’re a freak!
Maybe so. But I simply cannot contain myself! I’m so excited!
What’s happened?
Brace yourself, it’s really, really exciting!
OK. Shoot.
I can hardly even believe it! It's so amazingly fantastic!
What is it?
You may want to sit down.
Just tell me already!
Alright, here goes. I’ve been asked to do the washing and wiping up for an entire week, starting Monday!!
That’s it? That’s your ‘exciting’ news?
Yes! Isn’t it wonderful?
No, it’s not! Washing and wiping up? You must be kidding me.
You’re telling me you don’t like washing the dishes?
No, I don’t. No normal person likes it!
Well, I do. I love it.
Which proves my point – you’re not normal.
You’re right. I’m crazy. But that’s OK, right?
No. I’m going to... go over here now.
Um, OK. Bye!
Right...

Celebrity Big Brother:
Anthony Mundine (boxer, ex-footballer), Kimberley Cooper (Home and Away) & Vanessa Wagner (drag queen) are up for evitcion. I don't really mind which one goes, although I would like to see Anthony stay in the house a while longer. The other two annoy me, so vote them out! PLEASE?!?!?

Movies: Tonight's viewing includes 'Serendipity' and 'Bubble Boy'. I've heard both are really good. YAY! Should be fun.

posted by Alyssa @ 12:27 PM